Death To Humans
by Patrick Kill

đź“— 52-copy Limited Edition
đź“™ Trade Edition
Grimtales Production: #1

Patrick Kill is notorious for writing outlandish nihilistic underground tales that challenge faith and morals, skewering every herd of sheep he has crossed. Despite his irreverent nature, he manages to layer a fine line of heart and deeper meaning in his stories which has made him a popular cult author amongst readers.

GrimTales presents 10 classic tales from one of the most important, original and controversial voices cutting through today's Cancel-Culture / Woke era.

This limited edition GrimTales NFT features unlockable content accessible via darkblock.io:

  • EPUB eBook + MP3 audiobook of the tale
  • Unique, original cover art appearing on each copy
  • Newly designed interior layout for EPUB eBook
  • Original interior illustration
  • Unique limitation page inside each copy (making each copy truly one-of-a-kind)
  • Lifetime membership to GrimTales online—a $59.99 value—(single-use code* included in copyright page for each limited copy)

* Single use codes for lifetime subscriptions are guaranteed by GrimTales only for the original buyer (first transfer from our wallet). We ask all resellers to include whether code remains active on re-sale.


More Details

Stories include: The Boy With the Razor-Sharp Teeth, Demonica & the Dream-House, Clitorissa + the Incredible Edible Leg, The Day Mr. Langford Cracked, Chocolate Jesus, Mind's Filthy Lesson, Screaming Greens, Everyone's Out To Get You, Mother Rucker!, The Hunter King, and Psychotica.

GrimTales publishes exclusively on the blockchain and offers owners impeccably edited, typeset, and designed eBooks that cannot be purchased anywhere else. EPUBs can be read on Apple iBooks, sent to Kindles or read by any modern EPUB reader. Audiobooks are produced professionally in studio with the use of an AI neural engine which produces the most natural and human-like speech possible.

  • Total Copies Minted: Limited Edition—55 (52-numbered + 3 Contributor's copies); Trade—250
  • Blockchain: Polygon (Matic)
  • Mint Date(s): Limited Edition (Copies 1-13)—February 11, 2023; Trade—December 9, 2023
  • Original Offering Price: Limited Edition—49 MATIC ($61.40 USD), Trade—4 MATIC ($3.66 USD)
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Sample: Uniquely Numbered NFT & eBook cover
Sample: eBook limitation page
Sample: Copyright page with custom code (removed for security)

Sample: Copy #1 Unlockables

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Stories Online

Chocolate Jesus

Sunday school was no place to be on a gorgeous summer day. Ms. Larson would rattle on about how Jesus did this and Jesus...

Mind’s Filthy Lesson

The Day Mr. Langford Cracked

The Hunter King

Screaming Greens

Psychotica

Demonica & the Dream House

About the Author

Patrick Kill
Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6’1’’, he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else’s feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: “I don’t always eat humans, but when I do, it’s dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends.”