First printing © 2003 by Patrick Kill. Artwork by Jakob Grim

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The next evolution of pubic crab infested Johnny’s nether region the morning after sleeping with Mary Anne. Johnny’s friends had warned him to stay away from her, but no one would tell him why. Now he knew.


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Patrick Kill
Patrick Kill
Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6’1’’, he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else’s feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: “I don’t always eat humans, but when I do, it’s dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends.”
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