Patrick Kill

13 Articles written
Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6’1’’, he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else’s feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: “I don’t always eat humans, but when I do, it’s dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends.”

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Demonica & the Dream House

The first thing Dave noticed about the house was the wooded area that stretched behind its backyard. The huge ranch-style house seemed perfect atop...

The Magic Cupboard

Andy peered down at the tiny blood stains scattered around his room. Ten minutes before his mother had swept, there had been hundreds of...

Bugged

The next evolution of pubic crab infested Johnny’s nether region the morning after sleeping with Mary Anne. Johnny’s friends had warned him to stay...

Tall Tail

In the heartland of Indiana, a simple roadkill discovery spirals into a chilling mystery, shrouded in unspeakable horror. When two brothers stumble upon a...

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